HITMAN INC COMPETITION REMOVAL®
Payment Extraction Department
On the rare occasion a client loses enthusiasm for their financial commitments, Hitman Inc. deploys its finest motivation specialists to help them rediscover their zeal — often while misplacing their pride. The results are fast, memorable, and rarely require a second visit.
Viktor “The Wolf” Volkov
Known to both friends and enemies as The Wolf, Viktor is a disciplined professional specializing in retrieving payments from slow or no-pay clients using highly effective, old-school motivational techniques. His craft was forged in the late 1980s and perfected through decades of chaos, conflict, and inconvenient disappearances.
He enjoys the Black Sea, La Flor Dominicana Andalusian Bull cigars, red caviar, and Tsarskaya vodka.
He dislikes people.
Ivan “Bones” Petrov
A former Eastern European underground cage fighter, Ivan built his reputation on a relentless, unforgiving style that earned him the name Bones. His fighting career ended after an unfortunate firearm incident, but his discipline and ferocity found a new arena: motivating clients who suddenly forget their financial obligations.
Like The Wolf, Ivan is a professional enforcer of accountability, known for inspiring “creative problem-solving” in even the most reluctant payers.
He prefers Lamborghinis over Ferraris, Monaco over Marseille, and blondes over brunettes.
He likes cash.
He dislikes listening to grown men cry.